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Kasper Hauser

Kasper Hauser, a San Francisco-based comedy group, is (L to R) Dan Klein, James Reichmuth, (former member) John, and Rob Baedeker. They perform and produce live shows, digital content, and books. The group’s work has been produced by the BBC, HBO digital and "This American Life."

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Dan

Dan

Houston, we have a probletunity

Dan is a card-carrying magician and a career mindreader who directed “Rag Soup’s Sunshine Boys” at the Bit ‘n’ Pendulum Playhouse near La Cienega.

James

James

Let your heart free

James holds the Guiness Book Record for throwing a checker the length of the Queen Mary. His hobbies are pigs and math and cats.

Rob

Rob

Jumping over the bar of success and then raising it behind you

Rob is the runner up of last year’s HardeeBoyz WhoDunnit Peach Pit Blowout. He received a honorary degree in General Studies from Computer Institutes in Dong Ha.

The group members are all excellent jazz musician in their own right. Their solo and group album credits include:

Coming On Downtown to Midnight, The Sweexer Sessions, A Dollar Per Note Per Minute, Requiem for a Shit, Lost in the Miracle of the Many Mancesters, Where Do I Go After Here?, Sometimes Somewhere Somebody Gotta 27291199!, Milkman from Waaay Back (Way Downtown), Juice it JungleBender, Mental Kegels, 2 Nite Tuba Gonna B Mine, Bulletproof Unicorn (Live), Blues Train Backin’ Up, PENAZ!, The Shandy Swill Lullabies, Verbeena, Nicky’s Gotta Humpin’ Eye, Victor & Victor & Victor, Sunday Thumpin’ with Li’l Lizerd, Freedom Slide Whistle, The Load (remix), Pumpin’ Up Gettin’ Down, Chicken Soup for Getting Your Joint Slopped, Chanukah in CHonolulu, Meter Maids and Meter Misters, Dark Side of Darth Vader.

SkyMaul /

Kasper Hauser’s first book – a surreal parody of the in-flight catalog. Llamacyles, Stroller-Mowers, Hummingbird Poisoners, etc.

Nigerian Scammer Letters

The following is an actual exchange between Kasper Hauser (“Jock Plenary”) and a Nigerian e-mail scammer (“Justice Shaish”).

 

Mr. Justice Shaish,

I have read the terrible things that have
happened with your financial situation in Nigeria, and
I would like to help—IF YOU CAN GUARANTEE that i
would make some money to cover my costs. I am retired
from the railroad business for 37 years, and I know a
scam when I see one; I also have been able to save a
large amount of money over the last 40 years. I must
admit, I’m a little nervous doing business over the
internet. I could also travel if need be to a neutral
location or to Nigeria, if needed. What would be the
next step in helping you guys out?

Sincerely,
Jock Plenary, CEO
San Fertando Valley Agricultural Bank
California 98-0982

—————————————————————————-
Attn: Jock Plenary,

I acknowlede the receipt of your mail and i am very

khraigslist /

Our alternate-universe craigslist.

MaxFunCon 2009

June 12th

Kasper Hauser get kudos for taking [SkyMall] to new levels of absurdity.”

~ The Village Voice

"... a hilarious and wildly inventive spoof ..."

~ Time Out New York

Soaring Satire. The SkyMall catalog … is no longer the fertile comedy ground it was last month. Similar to the way The Onion locked up the fake news article, comedy troupe Kasper Hauser has now given us the definitive airborne catalog parody, SkyMaul: Happy Crap You Can Buy from a Plane, much to everyone’s jealous rage. The excellent humor runs from cover-your-eyes funny to give-yourself-a-bruise funny, but I also suspect it might be, depending on the health of your colon, shit-yourself funny.

~ San Francisco Weekly

… brilliantly funny …”

~ Pittsburgh Post-Gazette