Books by Kasper Hauser /

SkyMaul 2

St. Martin's Press 2014

The towering sequel to a “comedy classic” (Austin Chronicle), SkyMaul 2 picks up where its “brilliantly funny” (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) predecessor left off. Bursting with boatloads of fantastic stuff—from the Catbox Viewing Dome to the Bullet-Allowing Vest—SkyMaul 2 will win your laughter with humor that sparkles as it cleans.

Earn Your MBA on the Toilet

Ten Speed/Random House, May 2013

$$$ Join the 1% … without leaving your toilet! With Kasper Hauser’s new system you’ll earn a *real* degree that is definitely, literally on par with the big guys—basically. $$$

DONT BUY THIS BOOK! It makes you rich but very strange.” — John Hodgman

Obama's Blackberry

Little, Brown, 2009

A glimpse into the President’s PDA, with top-secret emails and text messages uncovered by the private dicks of comedy, Kasper Hauser.

Political parody at its finest.” — The New York Post

Wickedly funny.” —Chicago Tribune

Weddings of the Times

Foreword by John Hodgman St. Martin’s Press/Thomas Dunne Books, 2009

A parody of the New York Times wedding announcements, complete with helpful wedding tips and lists, including first aid for guests who have been attacked by a shark.

A very funny little book.” — Robert Siegel, All Things Considered

A pitch-perfect sendup …” — San Francisco Magazine


St. Martin’s Press / Thomas Dunne Books, 2006

A surreal parody of the in-flight catalog. Llamacyles, Stroller-Mowers, Hummingbird Poisoners, etc.

“wicked funny” ~ San Francisco Chronicle

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