and get the FUCK out of heaven, NOW.'"
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| Our entries that keep getting rejected from the New Yorker cartoon caption contest: |
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| "I heard that God just told him, 'Take your BBQ and your golf stuff, and get the FUCK out of heaven, NOW.'" |
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| "As a matter of fact, officer, where I come from rape is not considered a crime." |
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| "Is it me, or is that hooker just always smoking?" |
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| "Nigga, why the fuck you wanna be givin' money to a dolphin?! " |
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| "What's the matter Paul Bunyan? You never seen a dude with a vagina?" |
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