Our entries that keep getting rejected from the New Yorker cartoon caption contest:
"I heard that God just told him, 'Take your BBQ and your golf stuff,
and get the FUCK out of heaven, NOW.'"
"As a matter of fact, officer, where I come from rape is not considered a crime."
"Is it me, or is that hooker just always smoking?"
"Nigga, why the fuck you wanna be givin' money to a dolphin?! "
"What's the matter Paul Bunyan? You never seen a dude with a vagina?"
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